Getting disheartened

Hey Sheepies!

What up? Do you miss me? I’m once a week now. My life’s becoming boring. But I still can find plenty to talk whilst doing nothing, which I think is a skill in itself.

I spend my days applying for jobs and hearing nothing back, it’s awesome and not disheartening at all. Actually I take it back I got one rejection email and it wished me luck in my job search. I kind of like it. Not the whole you’re not good enough to work here part but the communication part. Its nice there is a bit of two-way communication. I would prefer YO RACH YOUR SHIT! Then nothing! But you can’t always get what you want. I’m now an intern. Pretty much a term for not being paid. I get to do cool stuff though and most of it can be done over the internet. This allows me to wear my pajamas whilst I work. So until someone starts handing me some dollars (other than my parents or the government) or I’ll be waiting to July so I can  go back to school.

Again I’m poor. So I find I have to be creative with purchases and refuse to pay retail; until I get a paid job!  So I got two new pairs of jeans; Lee Riders, Sportsgirl jeans for $14. It was a good find.

I found $1 when I cleaned out my car. It’s always a good find when it’s a gold one! Who am I kidding I get excited for the 50c coin too… or the 20c. Okay so I’m cheap!

Okay I need something new to talk about. How about… I don’t have a job? Nah I’ve said that. My poverty level? Nah I’ve said that too. How about….? OH I KNOW. I can name all 50 states of the United States. Yes my new party trick! I never knew New Jersey was a state or Maryland for that matter. If I could live in any state I’d live in Rhode Island because it’s the only state that starts with R and I like a bit of alliteration; Rachel Metelmann from Rhode Island BOOM TISH! It also seems like a beauty pageant state. So I could really launch my Miss USA career.

So I know all the American States – all 50 of them. I know a lot of countries flags. What else can I learn that will help me at trivia nights? Periodic table? I don’t really like science though.  I only thing science related I like is Dr Ross Geller – Paleontologist.

But I need something that will impress people. Really impress with my knowledge. What would impress you? Don’t say yoga because I’m already working on that and that’s a bit hard to show people gracefully.

So I would like something fun and or happy. Not something like did you know that; 101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don't die throughout the movie. See that’s a downer… That’s a quote that should be kept when you need to get away from someone.

Another thing I don’t want is a random fact from the sticky bit on the back of Libra pads. So when you tell someone the reason honey is so easy to digest is that it's already been digested by bees they know where you read it. Yes it’s a cool fact but how hard are facts to Google.  Yes, I’m uncomfortable with period talk. I am a male.

I will not end on that paragraph. I will end on this paragraph and closing statement. I have been boring but I have three largies on the cards; Wednesday night in Ballarat and Friday/Saturday in Melbourne. After those nights I hope to report back on how my party tricks impressed people. Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Arizona…

YOU’RE THE BEST, RACHI METS xx